Hear that? That's the sound of Thomas Jefferson and many other Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves. Absolutely disgusting indeed!
So what's a third party to do now? How can we possibly compete against the elephant/jackass corporate duopoly now that the odds are even more stacked against us than ever before? That leaves We the People with one and only one option left: revolution. "Wait...did he just say what I think he did? OMG!!!" You got that damn right, bitches! But our idea of revolution is NOT like the French variety from 1789, since we all know how well that worked out. A violent revolution would only lead to more violence in the long run, as any self-respecting history buff will tell you. So that's out. What we mean is more what like these folks have in mind. Non-violence may indeed sound like a sucker's game to the jaded, but remember what Dr. King said. Our choice is not between violence and non-violence, but rather between non-violence and non-existence. And the real suckers are the sheeple who would rather just "go with the flow" off the cliff like lemmings while the elites just laugh all the way to the bank. So what are we waiting for? As Rage Against the Machine would say:
It has to start somewhere, it has to start sometime. What better place than here, what better time than now?And indeed, true words have never been spoken. So let's roll!