Dear Republicans,
Now that the government shutdown that YOU are responsible for has crossed the one-week mark, We the People will take that as evidence that you have resigned from your positions. You had ONE job to do, and you couldn't even keep the government open. Because you were so rabidly gung ho about 1) taking healthcare away from vulnerable Americans, and 2) not wanting to release the Epstein files, you failed to see the forest for the trees. Again. And we hereby accept your resignation.
Sincerely,
We the People of the USA
And just in case we didn't make our message clear, well, in the words of your very own fallen idol: "YOU'RE FIRED!"
(Mic drop)
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